This week on The Bachelor Canada: The Women Tell All, there was no holding back. The gals set out to bare it all and didn’t disappoint – particularly Whitney and Gabrielle, our two favorite villainesses who went head-to-head in a cat fight fit only for manicured Canadian bachelorettes.
The episode started with a healthy dose of raunch. We got glimpses into playboy Melissa Marie’s motivations for joining the show, and a feast of skin by Ana whose dress was the size of tank top. There was applause for Chantal and her virginal virtues, followed by Tyler Harcott asking those girls with fake boobs to raise their hands on national TV. I kid you not.
Gabrielle took the hot seat, defending her right to “tell it like it is” no matter how in-your-face or mean she got. Despite admitting she couldn’t apologize for her snark because she dished out so much she can’t remember it all, the girls professed their undying love for her. Maybe it’s because she was their Let’s Hate Whitney Hero.
*Kara took the stage and while we braced for her to fall apart after her crushing departure last week, she admitted that she and Brad were just friends. Boy, all that tongue dancing sure had us fooled.
*For only the second time in Bachelor history, one of the two finalists appeared on the Tell All show. Ostensibly to prepare us for the big night next week when Brad makes the mistake of choosing her as his forever love, Whitney strode onstage, all set to deflect female claws (and to try to sway our opinion of her).
*After all the girls got behind Gabi to gang up on Whitney, the Mean Girl tried her best to turn on the tears, and failed. She ended up pouting through a teeny smile that was foreshadowing at its best. We could almost hear the evil music getting louder in the background as she dabbed her dry mascara.
*Tia – who the heck is Tia? – insisted that she didn’t have a connection with Brad and that she outright told him so. Brad, shocked, denied the conversation ever happened. He was either sleeping through it, suffering from amnesia, or telling the truth. No way to know.
*Watching the clips of our bachelor and Laura B made it clear – if we didn’t know already – that this couple could have gone the distance. Brad’s baby blues filled as he recalled punting the 24-year-old home. We can only hope that when Whitney tries to toss his heart around like a football, Brad will block her and pitch Laura B a text.
This week, they all belong to Gabrielle – who is a law student. I swear.
“You were like a sneaky little cockroach, you really were.”
“She is the type of girl that guys throw dollar bills at.”
“Who was Mother Theresa? She was, like, a nun?”
JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR THE BACHELOR CANADA FINALE ON CITYTV, WHERE WE WILL BE CHEERING FOR BIANKA FOR BRAD BUT HAVE RESIGNED OURSELVES TO WHITNEY. TUNE IN TO SEE IF WE’RE RIGHT.